Extreme Makeover: Hag Edition
Here are the pictures I sent them of my snakes lair cave!
And here is a highlight from the application I submitted to ABC! Cross your fingers and raise your brooms....
PART 1) - YOUR FAMILYS INFORMATION
TODAYS DATE: 10/14/05
Family Name: Hag
Address: Ivy Sea, Snake's Lair, Pitcairn
City: Ivy Sea State: ? Zip: 666
Home Phone: howl 3 times, wave a rat's tail
Marital Status: I am a widow, I put a spell on my husband (a Merlock) and he died.
List ALL members of household (Including Yourself):
Name Birthday Relationship Occupation One-Word Description
1. Me - I am a Sea Hag, I am starting to get good at the internet and hunting sharks
2. Josh - a nice boy, starting to get into girls, hates me
3. Snakes and Serpents - evil murderers
High School / Some College / College Degree / Graduate Degree
Employment Status (choose one):
Full Time / Part Time / Unemployed / Disabled / Student
hunting snake corpses/ being a hag
Approximate household income:
Less than $10,000 - X
More than $100,000
Is anyone in your household members of any theatrical unions (AFTRA, SAG,
etc.)? Y / N
Any previous TV appearances (list title/date):
I applied for VH1's "In Search of the Partridge Family" Reality TV Show. I made it to the second round by singing "So Far Away" by Carol King. However, I didn't get on because there were no hags on that show originally. Or demon witches.
Have you been or are you involved in a lawsuit?
No. But I put a spell on a sand shark for stealing sting ray flesh out of my cave. Which was against the law.