Salty Sea Hags

It's been a long, hard salty summer. I've felt my face wither from the wind and the tide. I don't know what will become of me. All I know is that for us Sea Hags, it's only going to get longer and harder...and saltier.

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Location: Snake's Lair, Ivy Sea, Pitcairn Islands

I need help down here.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

HAGS CAN READ

If AM New York didn't publish an "Animal Report" daily, I wouldn't have known that...

"a Florida woman has been arrested for padding her bra with a stolen rare parrot. Jill Knipsel (35) hid the Greenwing parrot in her bra and tried to trade the bird for a vintage car. However, it turned out that the car's owner is friends with the man who owns the rare bird. After DNA tests confirmed the bird's identity, Knipsel was charged with grand theft." (AP)

I also wouldn't have seen...

Dante Ruffin's response to the question:

"What issue should the next mayor make his top priority?"

Dante (19) says, "Security and Safety! New York is the only city where people are trying to kill thousands of people at one time."

In other news...

My body is crippled... and I murdered a school of sand sharks today.

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