Salty Sea Hags

It's been a long, hard salty summer. I've felt my face wither from the wind and the tide. I don't know what will become of me. All I know is that for us Sea Hags, it's only going to get longer and harder...and saltier.

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Location: Snake's Lair, Ivy Sea, Pitcairn Islands

I need help down here.

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Christmas With(out) My Son

I sat there all night
And you did not come.
I held your present so tight
that I started bleeding on it.

Josh, you were it for me,
my only son and guest.
How could you sliver away
on baby-Jesus' birthday?

don't you know
that I bought you an ipod Nano?
And some mints...
and Adobe Photoshop Pro?

I will kill you
trap some snakes in a net
and sew you inside of
their bodies.

7 Comments:

Anonymous loversnake said...

mother, son.

son, mother.

loversnake, mother.

mothersnake, son.

Happiness.


merry xmas.

6:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus.

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Josh Hag has a twitter...

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