Salty Sea Hags

It's been a long, hard salty summer. I've felt my face wither from the wind and the tide. I don't know what will become of me. All I know is that for us Sea Hags, it's only going to get longer and harder...and saltier.

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Location: Snake's Lair, Ivy Sea, Pitcairn Islands

I need help down here.

Monday, December 05, 2005

Who let the dogs out??

Today, I was brought into a closed conference room and told that "NBC has found my blog." While making no mention of the fact that my blog is written from the point-of-view of a witch living at the bottom of the ocean...they did inform me that the dog pictures I posted were property of NBC and must be removed immediately. It went a little like this...

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Them: Uh....yeah those dog pictures? You're going to have to
get rid of them...

Me: Oh? The ones on my blog? My Salty Sea Hag blog?

Them: ...yeah...the...salty...hag...whatever, just take those dogs down.

Me: Goodd, FINE!! Geez!!
***

I then stomped to my cubicle and blasted "Last Resort" by Papa Roach... and then judged more dogs. ding DING ding.

12 Comments:

Anonymous NBC's Mom's Box said...

Lame! Boo on you, NBC, boo on fucking you.

12:32 AM  
Anonymous dogologist said...

loser you are crazy

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last resort by Papa Roach is about when Jacoby had to get glasses in 6th grade.

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Anonymous HagQueen said...

Dear hag,
I hope you enjoyed scaring the sh*t out of kids this halloween. I know i did. Let me know when the next sea hag meeting takes place.
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