Salty Sea Hags

It's been a long, hard salty summer. I've felt my face wither from the wind and the tide. I don't know what will become of me. All I know is that for us Sea Hags, it's only going to get longer and harder...and saltier.

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Location: Snake's Lair, Ivy Sea, Pitcairn Islands

I need help down here.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Today



In related news...

I'M STILL ALIVE!!!

Friendly Reminder

On our planet, this can actually happen...

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Geena Davis: Witch of the Armed Forces

Fine... I'll watch your show this week, you salty seductress. I'll watch it with one eye open in case you zap me with your sexy president gaze. You think your gaze will lower taxes and gas prices? You think people have forgotten that you were in the orginal cast of "Buffalo Bill?" No one has. Be careful, Davis. I'm closer then you thin-
What?
Fine, most people have forgotten...but I haven't.


HAGS CAN READ

If AM New York didn't publish an "Animal Report" daily, I wouldn't have known that...

"a Florida woman has been arrested for padding her bra with a stolen rare parrot. Jill Knipsel (35) hid the Greenwing parrot in her bra and tried to trade the bird for a vintage car. However, it turned out that the car's owner is friends with the man who owns the rare bird. After DNA tests confirmed the bird's identity, Knipsel was charged with grand theft." (AP)

I also wouldn't have seen...

Dante Ruffin's response to the question:

"What issue should the next mayor make his top priority?"

Dante (19) says, "Security and Safety! New York is the only city where people are trying to kill thousands of people at one time."

In other news...

My body is crippled... and I murdered a school of sand sharks today.

Sunday, November 06, 2005

The Elf Problem

For those of you who don't know, I have a little sister. Her name is Neyney. She is a young hag and an elf-catcher. We have had quite a problem with evil elves down here. They live in the crevices of rock formations. They scurry and kill. You can read it about it on her blog:

Evil Elves


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