Salty Sea Hags

It's been a long, hard salty summer. I've felt my face wither from the wind and the tide. I don't know what will become of me. All I know is that for us Sea Hags, it's only going to get longer and harder...and saltier.

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Location: Snake's Lair, Ivy Sea, Pitcairn Islands

I need help down here.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

The Hag Depression

Sometimes, in the mornings, I send an email to my co-worker from my "burninghags" account. I watch him open the emails....he hasn't said a word to anyone in the office about them......

Gmail a hag

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5 messages
From: a hag Fri, Dec 16, 2005 at 9:24 AM
To: Jim Solar
Do you have any jobs for old hags?

From: a hag Thu, Dec 29, 2005 at 9:08 PM
To: Jim Solar
I am looking for a job....I am dying soon.

can you help. I am a HAG. I NEED A JOB. WHY DON'T YOU RESPOND.

From: Jim Solar Fri, Dec 30, 2005 at 8:25 AM
To: a hag
Who is this?
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From: a hag Tue, Jan 24, 2006 at 9:24 AM
To: Jim Solar
I need help down here..i....need a job.
Please, sir. My bones are moist and raw...i am looking for temp work.
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From: Jim Solar Tue, Jan 24, 2006 at 9:29 AM
To: a hag

Look, stop sending these. It's not funny anymore.


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Dear Sea Hag,

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If I do not hear from you, I will simply assume, it is alright.
(btw, I am a huge fan and hope you are still alive)

Yours sincerely

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